Site icon zarahatkeblog

Sab Filmy Hai

Advertisements

A husband comes home and the wife shared that some people teased her during her shopping.

Mihir (Hubby): Kitne Aadmi the Kalia?? I mean Priyanka??

Priyanka (Wife): Dekhiye Mihir, main aur Mummyji market gaye the apka manpasand besan ka halwa banana lekin waha 4 logon ne hume pareshan kiya. Thank God Vishal Devarji aa gaye warna aaj toh Qaymat he aa jate….

The mother in law enters –

Mihir tumhe bataya tumhare biwi ne kya kiya aaj?

Shanti (Mother in law): Tumhare middle class biwi Pachaas rupey ke liyeh ladh rahe the paper wale se. Nahi bhaiya iske 50 the hain.

Priyanka: Mummyji aap kya jano

Shanti: Never Mind !

*************************************************************************

The next day on dinner date:

Mihir:

Aa chal ke tujhe, main le ke chalun
ek aise gagan ke tale
jahan gam bhi na ho, aansoo bhi na ho
bas pyaar hi pyaar pale

Kya mooh phulae baithe ho, thappad marne ka man kar raha hai..thoda haso bhi sahi

Priyanka: Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, pyar se lagta hai

Mihir: Tum na.Malum hai Salman ki fan par khud ko Sonakshi mat samjho.

Priyanka: Tum na khud ko Dabang na samjho, warna Banjo jaise halat kar dunge tumhare hhh. Yeh date se acha main latest Bollywood news dekh lu – http://www.follo.in/bollymasala

Interesting to hoga. Unke social media channels hain

FB – Follocelebs
Twitter – @Follocelebs
YouTube – Follocelebs

*************************************************************************

Pic Credits:

Exit mobile version